Ray Quote #48
Quote from Ray in Look, Don't Touch
Debra: Okay, so you're a sailor. You pull into the port of Queens to take on supplies and you go ashore to Nemo's. You know, you're lonely from this long journey and you come upon this lovely pizza wench. Would you sleep with her?
Ray: You don't exist?
Debra: It's like It's A Wonderful Life. There's no Debra.
Ray: Well, then it's not a wonderful life, is it? [hugs Debra] How many months have I been at sea?
Debra: Seven.
Ray: And there's no wind, there's nothing, I'm just stuck there for a long time?
Debra: No me, no wind, stuck on shore.
Ray: Well, yeah. Sure, yeah. I guess so. Break out the Funky Cold Medina.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Look, Don't Touch’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Hello, dear.
Debra: Oh, hi, how are you?
Marie: Good. Good. Where are the children?
Debra: Oh, I got them plugged in. Barney's in charge for the next half hour.
Marie: [chuckles] Well, enjoy your break. You deserve it, honey. I remember, before television, we actually had to be with the kids.
Quote from Ray
Debra: Just tell me one thing. Do you wish I looked like Angelina?
Ray: No, of course not. How could I tell you apart?
Debra: What is it with you guys? Why is it when one of you sees a pretty girl he becomes a basket case? Why is how a woman looks the most important thing?
Ray: That's God's way. That's why the eyes are in front. If what a woman said was the most important then the ears would be here. That's just natural selection. There were guys like that, but they died out.
Quote from Debra
Debra: Ray, wake up. Ray, wake up. Wake up.
Ray: [wakes up] There's pudding everywhere!
Debra: Ray, I think I hear something.
Ray: Does it sound like you talking?
Debra: Come on, Ray, I'm serious.
Ray: All right. All right. How come I'm the noise checker-outer?
Debra: Because it would look pathetic on the news if I were beaten up while you were sleeping. Careful, honey, it could be dangerous.
Ray: Yeah.
Debra: And Ray if it's nothing dangerous, could you get me a yogurt?
Ray: Okay.
Debra: In fact get me a yogurt either way.