Ray Quote #46
Quote from Ray in Look, Don't Touch
Ray: I didn't go to Nemo's.
Debra: Well, your wallet made it there somehow. Do you have your wallet? [Ray pats his pockets] She said she just waited on you.
Ray: Oh, Nemo's, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Might have been a waitress over there. Even though we usually go to the counter. But today Nemo forced us into this table, where the waitresses go. So we had to have a waitress. Not "have" a waitress. We had waitress service.
Debra: So how pretty is she?
Ray: Uh, I didn't say she was pretty.
Debra: You didn't have to. You're being so defensive about it. My gosh, you'd think something was going on.
Ray: [chuckles] No, no, no, no. No, no.
Debra: You're a freak.
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Quote from Marie
Marie: Hello, dear.
Debra: Oh, hi, how are you?
Marie: Good. Good. Where are the children?
Debra: Oh, I got them plugged in. Barney's in charge for the next half hour.
Marie: [chuckles] Well, enjoy your break. You deserve it, honey. I remember, before television, we actually had to be with the kids.
Quote from Ray
Debra: Just tell me one thing. Do you wish I looked like Angelina?
Ray: No, of course not. How could I tell you apart?
Debra: What is it with you guys? Why is it when one of you sees a pretty girl he becomes a basket case? Why is how a woman looks the most important thing?
Ray: That's God's way. That's why the eyes are in front. If what a woman said was the most important then the ears would be here. That's just natural selection. There were guys like that, but they died out.
Quote from Debra
Debra: Ray, wake up. Ray, wake up. Wake up.
Ray: [wakes up] There's pudding everywhere!
Debra: Ray, I think I hear something.
Ray: Does it sound like you talking?
Debra: Come on, Ray, I'm serious.
Ray: All right. All right. How come I'm the noise checker-outer?
Debra: Because it would look pathetic on the news if I were beaten up while you were sleeping. Careful, honey, it could be dangerous.
Ray: Yeah.
Debra: And Ray if it's nothing dangerous, could you get me a yogurt?
Ray: Okay.
Debra: In fact get me a yogurt either way.