Ray Quote #37
Quote from Ray in Standard Deviation
Bernie: You okay?
Ray: Are they looking?
Bernie: No. Why?
Ray: Come here. [Bernie sits next to Ray] You have gotta take this test.
Bernie: What are you talking about?
Ray: I'm talking... She feels so bad for me, I got it made. She's getting lemon in my soda. I can't do anything. She's doing everything for me. Including...
Bernie: No!
Ray: Yes! You know, when the results came in, at first I was upset because I was stupid. Now, this is the greatest thing that ever happened.
Bernie: I gotta take this test. I just hope I'm stupid enough.
Ray: Don't worry.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Standard Deviation’ Quotes
Quote from Debra
Linda: Why is Ray so depressed? It was just a test.
Debra: Well, I guess seeing in black and white that I'm smarter just blew out his self-esteem. I mean, I'm trying to make him feel better, but nothing works.
Linda: Oh, come on. You had to know you were smarter.
Debra: Oh, of course. But I still feel guilty.
Quote from Ray
Debra: You know what? I have been holding this in all day: There is no way that you are smarter than me.
Ray: Smarter than I.
Debra: All right, what's the name of the 18th-century poet who wrote A Modest Proposal, huh? Huh?
Ray: Oh, yeah? What's the name of the Twilight Zone where the astronauts meet the giant lady?
Debra: Okay, who's the first woman to win a Nobel Prize?
Ray: How much does Mickey Rooney weigh on the moon?
Debra: What's a petit four?
Ray: What's a wedgie?
Debra: When you first met me, was my hair long or short?
Ray: I know one thing for sure. It was blonde. Oh, that wasn't you. Well, I broke up with her then to go out with you. I'll just sleep on the couch.
Quote from Marie
Robert: All right. Raymond, you got 100.
Ray: Ah, a 100.
Marie: Oh, a perfect score! That's my Raymond. Thank God you got your mother's brains.
Robert: 100 is average.
Marie: Average? [to Frank] He got that from you.