Robert: What happened, Ma?! Huh? You ruined my lucky suit on the most important day of my life.
Marie: How many times do I have to apologize?
Robert: What am I gonna do?
Marie: Well, you're gonna go and change. You don't need a lucky suit. You're a wonderful boy.
Frank: And you're a wonderful ironer.
Marie: That's enough, Frank.

Ray: Mom, I didn't purposely not tell you I was gonna be on TV, I just forgot.
Marie: Then maybe I'll just forget to watch.
Ray: Fine, don't watch.
Marie: Fine, I won't. What time is it on? So I'll know when not to watch.

Robert: How much longer until "The Prince Raymond Show" comes on?
Debra: Uh, we got about a minute.
Ray: I thought you weren't gonna watch it, Ma.
Marie: Quiet. Move over.
Geoffrey: Here, Uncle Robert.
Robert: Hey, what's this?
Geoffrey: I heard about your lucky suit, so I made you this lucky hat.
Debra: Aww-ww.
Robert: Thanks, Geoffrey. That is so sweet of him. That means so much to-
Marie: Quiet, quiet. Here comes Raymond.
TV Announcer: Game Check will not be seen tonight so that we can bring you continuing local election coverage.
[Robert smiles and adjusts his paper crown]

Debra: What's going on, Robert?
Robert: Okay. I just got a call from the FBI.
Ray: The FBI?
Debra: Oh, my gosh!
Robert: My captain has connections there, and he recommended me. Today, Special Agent Thomas Garfield called to set up a job interview.
Debra: Oh, Robert, that is fantastic!
Robert: Yeah, I know, I can't believe it. We have a meeting tomorrow morning. This is gonna be great I'm gonna get a good shave, I'm gonna put on my lucky suit, and Ma, what do you say, I'll come over early and you'll make me breakfast? I'm thinking funny-shaped pancakes.
Marie: Of course, dear. I'm just surprised about all this. I thought you were gonna do your 20 years and then retire.
Robert: Yeah, I know, but Ma, this is the FBI! I mean, this is like a whole new phase in my life. You know, "Robert Barone, Part Two."
Frank: "This time he's fatter!"

Robert: Good pancakes.
Frank: Yeah. Juice?
Robert: What?
Frank: You gonna have some juice?
Robert: Oh. No.
Frank: 'Cause I was just thinking you might want some before your big FBI interview.
Robert: No, actually I'm feeling pretty good.
Frank: Get me some juice.

Marie: Here you go.
Robert: Oh. Great, Ma. Thanks for ironing that for me.
Marie: Okay. Put that on. And put this trench coat on over it.
Robert: Nah, don't need it. Just my lucky suit.
Marie: Yes, but I think you should wear this coat because it makes you look very FBl-ish.
Robert: All right.
Marie: No, put it on now. So you'll get used to it.
Robert: Could I finish my breakfast first?
Marie: Sure. Sure.

Marie: I feel terrible.
Frank: Aw... It'll be all right. Listen, get me some juice.

Agent Garfield: Why don't we get started?
Robert: All right. So what's that, my permanent record?
Agent Garfield: Yes. Let's see no disciplinary actions, 11 commendations. Very nice.
Robert: Yes, the commendations are nice. But really, the job is its own reward.
Agent Garfield: Well, that's the kind of attitude we look for around here. It's about teamwork. Being part of a team.