Ray: Hi. Listen, uh, I'm sorry about what I said before.
Lois: Oh, that's all right.
Ray: No, no, it's not. I'm stupid.
Lois: Well, you certainly are not. What you said was true, not stupid.
Ray: Well, insensitive, then.
Lois: Yes. But I'm not hurt, honestly. Of course the circumstances are a bit sad, but this is what divorce is, and if this is what it is, I'd rather Warren and I live the rest of our lives trying to be happy than not.
Ray: Right. Listen, I- I- I hope... I hope you're happy, too Mom.
Lois: Ohh. [hugs Ray]
Ray: Okay, okay.
Debra: He called her "Mom."
Marie: Well, that hardly seems necessary.

Lois: Oh, good! Frank, Robert, I thought it would be great fun if you two would be my dancing dragon. Put this on and see and when Debra comes in, you can dip and sway around the room in her honor. [exits]
Frank: That lady is a fruit bat.

[flashback:]
Lois: You know, last month, I was at a wedding where they released doves.
Debra: [gasps] I can't believe you said that. I have a picture of it right here.
Ray: Doves?
Lois: Have you picked out your colors yet?
Debra: I wanted to talk to you about that.
Lois: Oh, and the centerpieces. Do you know what they're doing now? The base is a fishbowl.
Debra: With fish in it?
Lois: Of course with fish in it.

[flashback:]
Warren: So, ladies, the 3rd or the 17th?
Debra & Lois: Seventeenth.
Lois: The chocolatier isn't available till then.
Debra: Yes, and that'll give me a chance to do another fitting.

Debra: So, Mom? Did you like the park? Wasn't that great?
Lois: Yes, it was a delight. Except for all the screaming.
Debra: Yeah, well, you know. Kids are gonna do that.
Lois: I meant Raymond.
Debra: Yeah.
Ray: There was a bee.

Lois: Excuse me, I couldn't find any guest towels.
Debra: That's okay, just use whatever's there.
Lois: You wouldn't want me using someone else's towel?
Debra: It's okay, Mom. We don't mind.
Lois: Oh. All righty, then. And what time is dinner, dear?
Debra: Dinner? That's gonna be, like, in an hour. I'm gonna make some lemon chicken. You want to help me?
Lois: Oh, what good would I be? You're the cook in the family.
Ray: Wow.

Lois: I brought another pashmina in case you want to wear one too.
Debra: Oh, that'll be so cute, matching pashminas!
Lois: I'll be right back. Oh this is such fun, Raymond!

Lois: I was thinking of something else. Like a real English tea party.
Ray: Ha ha! Oh. Oh, for real.
Lois: Uh. You know, when Debra was single, we would meet in the city and have tea at The Rosemont. Oh, she loved that.
Ray: You know what? Maybe you two should go do that, right? Tea for two.
Lois: No, Raymond, no. Listen, don't worry. You won't have to do a thing.
Ray: No, hey, I'm all into helping. It's just right now, it's... It's really a bad time with the world and everything.
Lois: Raymond, I promise I will handle it. See, we'll get Amy to take her out while I set up everything here. Hmm?
Ray: Yeah.
Lois: Ooh! It's such fun conspiring with you. We're like two secret agents.
Ray: Hmm, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's fun. It's fun. You're gonna do all the work, though, right?

Lois: Raymond, wait.
Ray: God.
Lois: I think there's been a misinterpretation.
Warren: Yeah, Ray, we're not getting back together.
Ray: Yeah, but you guys were...
Warren: That doesn't mean we're back together.
Ray: So that was just...
Lois: Sex.
Ray: Aaah.