Debra: You know, Marie, I think I already found something I like.
Marie: Yes, but you have to consider all your options.
Frank: That's true there, Debra. You've gotta choose carefully when it's something you're gonna be looking at for the rest of your life.

Marie: How was your golf date?
Ray: It was really nice.
Debra: Yeah. Boy, that's the most fun we've had in a long time.
Marie: Oh, then you really recommend this spending the day together?
Ray: Absolutely. Makes you feel young.
Debra: Yeah.
Marie: Oh, I'm so jealous. Frank, I don't care what you say. Tomorrow I'm spending the day with Raymond.

Debra: Sorry we're late. The kids give you any trouble?
Marie: [points to Frank] Just the big ugly one.

Marie: You should have told me you were picking up paint samples. I could have gone with you.
Debra: Oh, what was I thinking?
Marie: Well, no matter. Sit down, sweetheart. You know, when I heard that you were looking for new colors for the bedroom, I brought over my own samples. This is from when paint was good.

Ray: So, what's Super Special Daddy getting for Super Special Supper?
Debra: This was supposed to be the kids' day, and you dragged them around the golf course?
Ray: What are you talking about? They had a great time. I thought the whole point was for me and the kids to spend some time together and have fun, huh? Like when Dad used to take me and Robert to the lodge instead of the playground.
Marie: You took my babies to your disgusting lodge?
Frank: Never happened. I don't know what he's talking about.
Ray: Oh, what? It was fun. Collecting bottle caps and learning how to play pool. Dad, remember you would get a beer and you'd let me and Robert suck the foam off the top of it?
Marie: You let my Raymond have beer?
Frank: Made a man out of him! Almost.

Frank: Hey, Ray, remember at the lodge when the guys tried to get you to smoke a cigarette and you swallowed it? [laughs] You threw up funny.

Debra: It's not just that. They enjoy each other. They enjoy each other's company. They enjoy being together. You remember what that was like?
Ray: Well so what, you wanna have like a picnic or something?
Debra: No. You know what I was thinking? Why don't we go golfing together? Come on, Ray. I mean, you know, you love golf, and I wanna be a part of that. It could be fun. You could teach me. Come on, Ray. I mean, you know, golf is your thing. You read about it, you watch it, you wear your nicest clothes to it... I wanna be a part of that.
Ray: Listen, golf... Golf, it's a frustrating game, all right? And it's really hot out there. And- And if there's lightning, you could be killed. [off Debra's look of disappointment] All right. Listen if- If you want to go golfing... [freezes mid-sentence] We'll go. Because you're my girlfriend.
Debra: Yeah?
Ray: Yeah. Yeah. And- And if there's lightning, I'll step in front of you and take it in the head.

Debra: Where are you going? I told you yesterday I was going to pick out paint colors for the bedroom today.
Ray: I told you I wanted to go golfing.
Debra: Yeah, and I said, "Too bad."
Ray: I thought that meant for you.
Debra: Ray, I'm going to the hardware store. You only have to watch the boys 'cause Ally's at Molly's.
Ray: Look, I'll spend the whole day with them tomorrow, okay? I promise. I'll even, I'll skip church, okay? I'll give my kids the time I normally reserve for the Lord.

Debra: Do you want to be any part of their childhood memories?
Ray: [scoffs] "Childhood memories." Come on. Ask them about their trip to Disney World. They don't even remember it.
Debra: They were three.
Ray: Tiger Woods could hit a ball 20 yards when he was three.
Debra: Okay, Ray. Go ahead, you go golfing. I'll drag them around with me all day. I'm sure they'll have a wonderful time looking at paint samples.
Ray: There you go.
Debra: You put those golf clubs down, spend some time with your kids, and create some damn memories!
Ray: All right! Maybe you should worry about the memories I'm gonna have of you.

Ray: All right. That concludes our Super Special Daddy Day. Who do we love?
Twins: Daddy!
Ray: That's me.
Debra: That's great!
Marie: Oh, it looks like you boys had fun.
Geoffrey: We went to Daddy's golf course.
Debra: Daddy's golf course?
Ray: Well, I played like I owned the place.
Frank: Why are you all wet?
Ray: Oh yeah, I let them play in the sand trap, and then I hit some balls into the little creek so they could go get them and rinse off.
Debra: You what?
Ray: Yeah, it was great. It was like an underwater Easter-egg hunt. Aw, they loved it.