Ray: So, you and Robert, huh?
Debra: Yeah, I never knew your brother was so much fun.
Ray: Fun, yeah. Ask him to give you a pink belly or a purple nurple some time.
Debra: A what?
Ray: Purple nurple.
Debra: Ah! Get out of here.
Ray: Yeah, see? Not so much fun. I had so many of those, I had to have my right one sewn back on.

Debra: But we had a great time.
Ray: Of course you did. I'm sure you complained about me all night, right? "Oh, Ray never takes me dancing." "Ray doesn't hang up his clothes." "Ray can't say the word 'cinnimum'."
Debra: No, we didn't talk about you.
Ray: Yeah? Good. So my name didn't come up at all?
Debra: No, I told you, we had a good time.

Robert: Hey, Ray.
Ray: Hey, sorry.
Robert: Yeah, CPR doll. Just practicing.
Ray: Is that a man?
Robert: They are gender-indeterminate.
Ray: So what are you doing? Practicing some of those fancy moves you're gonna do with Debra?
Robert: Yeah, more or less. But it's different with her, because she's-
Ray: Got legs?
Robert: Yeah, but you know, she's so good it's like she doesn't have legs.

Debra: Okay, what do you think, huh?
Ray: Kind of skimpy.
Debra: Oh, skimpy.
Ray: What, are you going to a stripper's funeral?
Debra: I think this is great, huh? I mean, I get to go jumpin' jivin' and you get to... What are you doing?
Ray: I don't know. Probably end up watching "The Brave Little Toaster." Unless my mother comes over, in which case we'll watch "When Animals Attack."

Debra: Isn't this great, Ray? It's like stepping back into the 1940s, huh?
Ray: Yeah. Can't wait to meet Hitler.
Debra: Come on, let's dance. We'll do the Jitterbug.
Ray: No, how about we do the Maypole? I stand here, you dance around me.
Debra: Oh, come on, I'll lead and you follow, okay? Ray, come on, you promised you'd try to dance.
Ray: That was at our wedding.

Debra: Jealous?!
Robert: Of us?
Ray: A little bit!
Robert: Because we're dancing together?
Ray: Not just dancing, you're sweating and you're panting and you're straddling. You were wooing.
Robert: She's your wife.
Debra: He's your brother.
Robert: You are a sick man.