Frank: What the hell is going on?!
Ray: Nothing, Dad. It's just funny that you had such an effect on this guy. I mean, he's even saying that you were his mentor.
Frank: So? [Ray & Robert laugh]
Robert: "So." Okay, here we go.
Frank: What's so funny? I can be very inspiring.
Robert: Oh, now he's inspiring, okay.
Frank: Hey, hey, stop laughing, you morons.
Ray: All right, sorry, Dad. No, you're great, you're great. You should tour the country spreading the Frank Barone gospel: "Close Your Mind and Open Your Pants!"
Robert: "Hygiene and Other Wastes of Time."
Ray: "Find Yourself: Just Follow the Smell."
Robert: Hey, you know what? We could make some money if he goes on tour. Charge $10 to get in.
Ray: $20 to get out!