Quote from Ray in The Ingrate
Ray: All right, stop it. Stop it! Stop it! Nothing's ever enough for anybody in this house! What do you want? You want- Okay, here it is. You ready? Everybody? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Robert. I owe my career to you. That column you did in grammar school about noogies versus wedgies, that's the reason that I go to work every day. And, Amy, I don't know what I did before you came into this family to point out my mistakes, but thank you! And Dad! There's something I always wanted to say to you. I've never said it before, but I'm gonna say it right now! You are the mole on the backside of my success. Sweet Mama. Without your pushing, I would still be in your womb. And you, wife without you, I'd have nothing but "heart-acha-chuh." [exits] Robert: He thanked me first. Debra: He saved me for last. Marie: He said the most meaningful things about me. Frank: Why was he so fruity?