Frank: What the hell is going on here? You playing a trick on me?
Ray: No, no, it's nothing. The trick was that, uh...
Debra: We didn't go to dinner and a movie tonight.
Marie: I don't understand. Why would you play a trick on where you went?
Ray: Because we actually went to a hotel. You know, with the kids, we never have time to ourselves.
Debra: So we decided to make it a special night...
Ray: Of passion.
Debra: Yes. We ordered room service and massages and rekindled our love.
Ray: And we didn't want to say anything, 'cause it's a little embarrassing.
Debra: But the truth is out.
Ray: About our sex.
Marie: Well, how nice for you.
Frank: Don't get any ideas, Marie.
Robert: Anyone else want to get the hell outta here?