Ray: All right. Ugh... Okay, well, how 'bout if I get Linda, then you get Bernie?
Debra: Bernie?
Ray: Yeah. What? It's perfect.
Debra: Bernie?
Ray: Wait a minute. I know what this is about.
Debra: What?
Ray: He's fat.
Debra: That is not the reason!
Ray: Yes, it is. There's no reason you shouldn't be attracted to Bernie except for all the extra Bernie.
Debra: I don't even think he's that fat.
Ray: Oh, yes he is! Look, he knows it. We make fun of him all the time! We call him "blimpy, Hindenbernie, fat boy." He doesn't care, he's our friend. Our fatty-fat friend.
Debra: Is that why you picked him for me? So I wouldn't be attracted to him?
Ray: You see? You admit it! You are shallow.