Ray: What did you do?
Debra: I told you. I went shopping with Amy.
Ray: Shopping. For five hours. Where are your shopping bags?
Debra: Oh, I didn't buy anything. We just walked around for awhile, then we went back to Amy's and just sat around, talking, relaxing.
Ray: Oh, sit around talking, relaxing. Wanna hear my evening? I fed the kids dinner. Peanut butter and jelly. Then I gave 'em a bath 'cause they were covered in peanut butter and jelly. Then I'm mean 'cause I won't let them sleep in a tree house, and then they went to bed yelling and screaming. So, that was my evening, thank you very much.
Debra: Well, that's my evening every night, so...
Ray: Oh, don't even! You just wanted me to suffer tonight.
Debra: What?
Ray: Yes. It's not fair. You get to walk out and do whatever you want. And, let's just say it, use your ladies' days as an excuse to treat me rotten every month.