Quote from Frank in Left Back
Frank: All right, good news. I went down to that school and had a little visit with the kindergarten broad. Ray: What? Frank: That's right. I schmoozed her. Hey, she's a human being and a woman. Ray: Oh, no. Frank: And being a woman, she's a sucker for the old "Look how many photos of the children Grandpa has in his wallet" bit. "Oh, look! They're so adorable! And what a charming grandpa. And what a distinguished-looking forehead!" Ray: She said that? Frank: I paraphrase. Anyway, the real reason for the bit is to accidentally allow a peek of the wallet being extra full. Ray: Oh, God. Frank: She didn't give me a definite answer about Mikey, but I saw her eyes light up. You know, those teachers don't make squat. Ray: [to Debra] I always told you we should have a trapdoor right there.