Robert: All right, excuse me, Officer? Yes? Sergeant Robert Barone, NYPD, 2-4 Precinct.
Police Officer: Oh, you're NYPD?
Robert: Yeah, this here's my kid brother Raymond. I was dozing off so I didn't notice he had such a lead foot. But I'm gonna keep a closer eye on him from here on out, okay?
Police Officer: Look, with all due respect, we're pretty strict here with our laws. So I've got to write the ticket.
Robert: But I carry a shield.
Police Officer: Then you should know better, Officer.
Robert: Hey listen, I don't know how you do things out here in the sticks, okay? But in the city, cops look out for one another.
Police Officer: I'm glad we had this conversation. It gave me a chance to notice your brother's inspection sticker. Now I might just be a country bumpkin, don't know much about all that book learning and fancy numbers, but near as I can figure, this looks like it's expired. I'll be right back with another little present for y'all.
Robert: Come on! We're the good guys. We're brothers in blue. This is Ray Barone from "New York Newsday." Come on!