Robert: "Yeah, remember that? Big road trip, fun family vacation. Driving out to see the Grand Canyon. Frank stops to get some gas and you all drive off while Robert's still in the men's room."
Frank: How do you know? You weren't there!
Ray: Oh, we got a real battle of wits going on here.
Marie: We thought you were sleeping in the back. It was only an hour driving and then we noticed. We turned right around.
Robert: "Oh, only two hours. Excellent mothering."
Frank: I remember that. We missed the tribal dances. You would've liked that, Ray. I hear those ladies don't wear very much.
Robert: "Ah, Poor Raymond missed the tribal dances. Raymond, Raymond, Raymond. Meanwhile, back at the rest stop a couple of truckers want to braid Robert's hair."
Marie: We happen to be very good parents, Timmy.
Robert: "Oh, yeah, great family, right? As long as everybody's eating, everybody's happy, right, Mama? Just ask your husband, Burp 'n' Slurp."