Robert: So, did you hear about your mom and my brother? They had a real heart-to-heart talk last night.
Peter: Oh, yeah?
Robert: Oh, yeah. Apparently, into the wee hours. They bonded over your Sacred Death puzzle.
Peter: What?! Mama!
Pat: Peter, are you all right?
Peter: No! What were you doing touching my Sacred Death puzzle?
Pat: I'm sorry, Peter. It is not supposed to be taken out of its box! It's a collector's item! Correction, it was a collector's item! How am I supposed to explain this at the convention? "I'm sorry. It's only been used by my mom!"
Robert: Raymond bit off a piece just to make it fit.
Pat: Agh! This is what happens when you touch my things! This is why you are not supposed to touch my things!