Ray: Guess what? That was my college on the phone. They want to give me a degree.
Debra: I thought you had a degree.
Frank: Yeah, what the hell were we paying for?
Ray: It's another one. They call it an "honorary doctorate."
Debra: Oh!
Robert: I might throw up again.
Marie: Oh my God! Raymond, you're a doctor!
Ray: Doctorate, Ma. They call it a "doctorate of letters."