Robert: So, l, uh, couldn't help but noticing that, uh, you guys don't currently have a home security system.
Ray: All right. Here we go.
Robert: [clears throat] In today's world, it is a sad fact that most local law enforcement can't seem to respond to an emergency as quickly as one would hope; sometimes not at all.
Debra: You do know you're a policeman, right?
Robert: Well, research shows that when a would-be intruder sees the Castledoor sign posted on the front lawn, he moves on.
Ray: Sold. We'll take one of those signs.
Robert: It doesn't work that way.
Ray: Well, but if the guy doesn't look-
Robert: Doesn't work that way, Raymond!