Ray: What's up?
Debra: Nothing.
Ray: Looks like somebody had a glass of wine.
Debra: No, no.
Ray: So, what? What are you doing?
Debra: Nothin'. Just looking at you.
Ray: You're drunk. Look at this. They spelled NCAA with three A's. How do they not catch that?
Debra: Ta-da! [the kids laugh]
Ray: What? What's so funny?
Ally: We bet Mommy you wouldn't notice her haircut, and we win.
Debra: What did you think I was doing, checking for lice?