Marie: Raymond?
Ray: Hey. What's shakin', bacon?
Marie: Where were you last night? I thought we were going to watch the Billie Jean King special together on the "Ess-pan."
Ray: ESPN, Ma. I know. I'm sorry. I came home. I had the worst headache. I just went right to sleep.
Marie: Oh. I made a very special dinner for you last night.
Ray: I know, Ma. It was just this headache. It's like there were two monkeys in there and only one banana.