Quote from Ray in Misery Loves Company
Robert: Hey, Debra, I'm glad you're here. Tomorrow, believe it or not, is Amy's and my three-month anniversary. Ray: Oh! What time's the parade? Robert: And we would like to have you, Debra, over to celebrate, and you can bring somebody. Debra: Oh, that's sweet. Ray: Can't make it. Debra: We'll be there. Ray: Nope. Debra: Yup. Do the laundry. Ray: How about I shrink your underwear and make you think your butt's going fat?