Robert: Something wrong with Michael?
Debra: No.
Marie: He missed school two days in a row.
Robert: Two days? Is he sick?
Debra: No.
Robert: That's truancy. Not that I'd report it, but please, don't make me choose between Robert the Uncle and "Robert the Sworn Defender of the Law."
Ray: How about you just stay Robert the Stink-Footed Oaf?
Robert: Ha oh, that's funny.