Quote from Debra in The Shower
Marie: Debra. Debra. Debra: What? Marie: Do you need my help? Debra: God, no! Marie: Sir, we have her drinking completely under control now. Debra: Ray! Ray: Open your shirt. Mr. Rodell: Mrs. Barone- Debra: This is exactly what she did at the shower! This is what she always does! She just has to run my life. That's why I yelled at her at the shower, that's why I couldn't call her for a ride home, and that's why I am here, sir. Yes, I had a few drinks. I should be drunk every day! But I'm not, because I do not have a drinking problem, sir. What I have is a mother-in-law problem!