Quote from Frank in Pet the Bunny
Ray: Look, Dad, you weren't supposed to hear the eulogy. Frank: Yeah, I guess I screwed you up by not being dead. Ray: Come on, I was just... I was writing it for myself, all right? I don't want you to die. Frank: Look, I don't care what your screwed-up reason for writing a funeral speech was. I hated that bunny! And by the way, you never cleaned the cage. It was dirty. You kids "Daddy, buy me a bunny. We'll take care of it." I was lied to. Ray: I was eight. Frank: And already a liar. Ray: All right, Dad, I'm sorry. Frank: I had to pet that bunny. Every night. Ray: Every night? Frank: Every night! The damn bunny needed some attention. And that's the thanks I get.