Debra: Honey, you know what? You know what? Really definitely tomorrow, okay? The kids'll be on their play date, we'll be all alone.
Ray: Hmm? Interesting. During the daytime, you're saying?
Debra: I am.
Ray: Well, you sound very sincere, so I guess you'll have no trouble signing this.
Debra: "I agree to have daytime sex with Ray Barone tomorrow, May 23rd of this year." [signs] Can I go to sleep now?
Ray: Yes, you may. But in case you have any ideas of ripping this up in the middle of the night... [puts it in his pants] I win either way.