Frank: Oh, man! We gotta get these two hens together more often!
Ray: I know! I'll bet I can get a week of golf in Myrtle Beach!
Frank: I might be able to get Marie up on the roof to clean the gutters!
Robert: You two, playing your wives against each other, you're despicable!
Frank: Calm down, dainty duck.
Ray: Yeah, what? We tried to get 'em to stop fighting. If they wanna keep it up, why should we have to suffer?
Robert: There's a difference between not suffering and exploiting the situation! You should be supporting your wives, bringing them together! This is not the way for a family to behave!
Frank: You know, while Marie's up on the roof, I'll have her install a satellite dish.