Ray: All right, look, you were right, okay? Debra did go over there because she likes when I call her mother "Mom," and I told her she had to call you "Mom" because... I don't know. I just like to bother her. But, you know, she did something nice, Ma. And when you turned her down, you hurt her feelings.
Marie: How could I hurt her feelings if they're not real?
Ray: Look, I'm not pretending to understand any of this. But think about it. If her feelings got hurt, doesn't that mean they were real? I read somewhere that's like the test for feelings. Remember the Tin Man guy? "I know I got a heart because it's broken." And then everybody said, "Aw, poor Tin Man guy."