Ray: [on tape] "Hi, this is Ray. If I'm not here, I'm probably hanging at the quad with my girl, Karen. You know it!" [beep]
Karen: [on tape] "Ray, it's Karen. Listen, there's something I need to say. I wanted to tell you at the Kappa Delta Hoedown, but you were having so much fun playing foosball, so well, I'll just say it. I was thinking that maybe we should start seeing other people and, you know not each other. I'm sorry to kinda break up and everything on the phone, but I didn't wanna... Anyway. Okay, I gotta go. And you should change your outgoing message, okay? Bye."
Ray: I was wondering why she hadn't called.