Robert: Yeah, it's too bad it's not Ma and Dad's anniversary, then you'd have material!
Ray: You know what I was thinkin' of the other day? Remember the time Mom sewed his fly shut?
Debra: What? When was this?
Ray: We were in high school and she was sick of him sittin' on the couch all open and unzipped.
Robert: It didn't work, though. He'd just come home, rip off his pants, and hang 'em on the front door knob.
Ray: And then he'd come in the house.