Robert: I swear to God I was gonna tell her last night. I-I just want to make sure that she knows what a great guy Robert is, see? I'm trying to get her to fall for me.
Ray: Yeah, like she's gonna dump me for you?
Robert: You watch. I'm slowly making the transfer. I build up who Robert is the kind, compassionate police officer and I downplay the shallow, heartless sports writer until she says, "Gee, Ray, I wish you were more like your brother," and then, ta-da!
Ray: Ta-da! You're a psychotic liar! Just tell her the truth.
Robert: I'm gonna.
Ray: Tonight.
Robert: But there's ground work.
Ray: Psychotic!