Frank: Hey, you want to know somethin', pal? Could I tell you a story?
Ray: Yeah. Yeah, sure.
Frank: One night your mother had a little too much Kahlua...
Ray: No, no, Dad! No!
Frank: But it's story time.
Ray: No, look, you need your rest.
Frank: Wait, you'll love this.
Ray: No, no, no, sweet dreams, pal.
Frank: It was cold outside...