Debra: Oh, it was nothing, huh? I am stuck here alone with the kids for three days while you're out there without your wedding ring at airports talking to girls!
Ray: For your information, that woman asked me to have a drink, and the first thing I said was, "Sorry, I'm married! Maybe if I wasn't married, but I can't. I am married!"
Debra: You said, "If I wasn't married"?
Ray: Of course. I didn't want to be a jerk.
Debra: Good job.
Ray: Come back. I said whatever I could to get rid of her. She was all over me! And just so you know, I kept my hand in my pocket the whole flight home so people would stop hitting on me.