Quote from Frank in The Angry Family
Frank: Hey, Father, let me ask you somethin'. Would you know who invented the lawn? Marie: Oh! Would you stop?! No one "invented" it, it's grass! Frank: Oh, yeah? So cavemen had lawns? Marie: Yes, they were called fields, you baboon! Frank: You wanna know where all the tension in the family comes from? I'm chained to it. Here she is. And if you're lookin' to find out why she's like this, I'm givin' it to you, for once and for all. You ready? There! Right there! [points to Debra and Ray] She married him! And this one still can't deal with it! Marie: How dare you?