Quote from Ray in The Angry Family
Debra: What is wrong with you? Ray: What? Hey, if you were on top of stuff, you coulda stopped the story from leakin' out. Debra: I am on top of stuff! What do you do, huh? Look, those stories were supposed to be a surprise for the parents. Ray: A surprise for the parents? I think the surprise is, you get to the school and there's an open bar. No, this was like an ambush.