Debra: What are you talking about? What do you mean you've separated?
Lois: Well, I don't suppose it's any secret that your father and I have had our problems. We even tried that marriage counseling thing in New Jersey.
Debra: Okay, one week of counseling and this is what you come up with? This is how you work things out?
Lois: Oh, honey, this can't be a complete surprise. You know we were never truly compatible and New Jersey actually made us see that.
Debra: Oh, yeah, that's right, New Jersey, "The Just Give Up State."