Quote from Robert in The Canister
Robert: Ma! Where's Ma? Ray: Why? What's the matter? Robert: Dad got into the ham. Ray: Did you leave it on the counter? He jumps up there. Marie: What did he do? Robert: He's lopping off slices of it and putting it into the toaster. Like pork Pop-Tarts. Marie: Every year. Last year, I caught him in the car with it.