Ray: I don't get it. How did my mom know about that? I never told anyone about Tammy Gellis. Only way my mom could have found out about it is if she read my journal or something.
Debra: You kept a diary? Oh my gosh. I didn't know that. That is so sweet.
Ray: It wasn't a diary. It was a journal.
Debra: Oh, sorry. "Dear diary, another girl beat me up today."
Ray: Oh, yeah, it's all just all a barrel of giggles to you, right?
Debra: Aw.
Ray: Come on, you think my mom really did read my journal?
Debra: Oh, honey, what's so surprising? She would ride a Q-tip into your brain if she could.