Ray: And then the beautiful princess said, "Oh, brave and handsome knight, thank you for taking that painful wooden spike out of my hand. I will marry you! I'm lucky to marry you!" And the townspeople rejoiced. Except for the giant, evil cowardly brother. Who was banished from the kingdom forever. And had to live 1.38 miles away.
Kids: Yay, yay, yay, yay.
Debra: My hero.