Ray: Hey, come on. You know you can always count on me.
Debra: Oh, I can? When?
Ray: When it counts. When the chips are down everybody knows that. I'm the "chips-are-down" guy.
Debra: Mmmm. Oh, really? Ahem well, where was the "chips-are-down" guy when the squirrel got in the house other day? I believe he was in the closet screaming, "Get it out! Get it out! It's after me!"
Ray: It was after me! I'd been eating nuts!
Debra: I mean, face it. You're useless in an emergency.
Ray: This wasn't an emergency! You coughed, you went, "pwah!" Right? That's not choking.