Quote from Ray in Christmas Present
Robert: Maybe I'll see Myrtle Beach from heaven. Ray: Relax, man. I'm working on it. I just got some important information. Robert: What? You suck at finagling? Ray: No. Crock pot. Robert: Right, she's gonna let you go on a golf weekend because you're getting her a crock pot. Ray: No, you idiot, I'm not gonna get her a crock pot. A crock pot just sets the level. I have to work above that. I gotta get her something that's gonna turn her all goopy. And it has to be better than what she's getting me.