Robert: Hey, good news, Raymond. They had the meat lover's pizza special today. You order one meat lover's, you get another free meat lover's.
Ray: After breaking up with Amy, I know you swore off women, but I don't think turning to meat is the answer.
Robert: Ha ha, very funny, that's a good one. I got side salads, and wings too, all for the big game, huh, Ray? So fire up the satellite, because the food's gonna be here any minute.
Ray: Oh, man, Robert, I completely forgot about this. Me and Andy, we gotta go to work.
Robert: What, on a Saturday?
Ray: Yeah, Saturday! Tell me about it. We lost our columns in the computer. Apparently, some janitor, he spilled coffee on the motherboard.