Quote from Ray in The Can Opener
[Ray's telling:] Ray: Was there something wrong with the other can opener? Debra: There's nothing wrong with this can opener. Ray: No, nothing's wrong, honey. I mean, I would have preferred the tuna on bread, but, you know, it's just as delicious right out of the sink! Debra: This is the can opener I bought, okay, Ray? Because it's better, it's not stupid, and I'm not stupid! Ray: What'd I say?