Frank: Hello. And a merry Christmas to you!
Clerk: Merry Christmas.
Frank: May our Lord and Savior bestow many blessings upon you and your loved ones.
Clerk: Thank you. I'm Jewish.
Frank: Oh. All these people must be a pain in the ass, huh?
Marie: Frank, don't say that!
Frank: Let me do it my way.
Clerk: Are you returning this?
Frank: Yes, we are. It unfortunately is a piece of crap.