Frank: "Dear Abby, I am a 60-year-old-woman who just found out that my husband of 30 years is also my cousin. And my husband knew the whole time." Ah-ha!
Marie: What's the rest?
Frank: No.
Marie: Come on.
Frank: You weren't interested.
Marie: Come on, let me see the paper.
Frank: No.
Marie: Why did you read that to me? Why? Are you my cousin?
Robert: That would explain a lot.