Quote from Ray in Six Feet Under
Robert: Raymond, Raymond, Raymond. Sounds like you're having a little mid-life crisis. Ray: What? No, God. Mid-life crisis? I don't want one of those. Kevin: I do. I can't wait for mine. I 'm going to get a Harley and a girl who's impressed by Harleys. Ray: Debra won't let me have either of those.