Quote from Ray in The Ride-Along
Debra: That's you. Ray: I know. That's a picture of me. Why? Debra: "Newsday's own Ray Barone survives pizza holdup." I thought it was supposed to be about Robert. Ray: It was! "Sports columnist, Ray Barone, while on a citizen ride-along, narrowly escaped gunplay when an armed robber..." Blah, blah, blah, blah! Debra: Does it mention him at all? Ray: "Police apprehended the suspect." Police. He didn't mention him. Debra: He is police. Ray: No. What did they do? Debra: Oh, maybe Robert won't read the paper today. Ray: He's Robert. He reads it every day. He reads it. He taps his chin 12 times with it, and he reads it again.