Quote from Ray in The Checkbook
Ray: Oh, hey. Write me a check for Sports Illustrated, will you? My subscription ran out. Debra: Don't they have that at work? Ray: Yeah, yeah. They've also got bathrooms at work, but I want one at home. Debra: Come on, Ray, that's a big waste of money. Ray: Right, everything I want is a waste of money. Like you don't go out and spend hundreds of dollars on... food. Come on, it's a magazine. Don't be so cheap. Debra: It's not being cheap. It's living within a budget. Ray: It's a magazine. That's all I want, okay? One thing for me. Debra: Okay, who's the new golf bag for? Ray: Ally.