Quote from Ray in Father Knows Least
Ray: Okay, I read to Ally. Debra: Oh, thanks for putting her to bed for me, Ray. It's been a really long day. Ray: Yeah, I read her Rapunzel. Debra: Oh, good for you. Ray: Yeah? I don't know. Kidding around, I said, if you live in a tower and there's no shampoo and your hair gets long enough to climb on, it might get disgusting. Debra: Yeah? Ray: So Ally wants a haircut. Debra: Well, we'll get her a haircut. Ray: Now. Debra: Ray, don't tell me I have to go- Ally: I'm ready, Mommy. Ray: I gave her a dollar to tip you with. Act surprised.