Quote from Ray in Neighbors
Ray: Oh, I start, right? Okay. Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been, well, you know, a long time since my last confession. Let's see. Uh, I've cursed about 90,000 times. Ate a lot of meat on Fridays. Priest: Oh, we abolished that rule a long time ago. Ray: Wow, you guys are changing everything. Priest: Now, what really brings you here after 20 years? Ray: All right, the thing is I think I broke one of the commandments. The one about "Honor thy father and thy mother". Priest: Really? Ray: That's bad, huh? Priest: I just don't get that one a lot. At least not from someone in your age group. You're more in the "Covet thy neighbor's wife" phase of life.