Quote from Ray in Recovering Pessimist
Debra: What? What's the problem? Ray: Gotta go to the bathroom. Debra: So go. Ray: No. Too tired. I gotta go all the way around and come all the way back. I hate this side of the bed. You're closer. You go to the bathroom for me. Debra: Oh, not this again. Ray, you chose that side, you wanted that side you made your bed, now just shut up in it. Ray: I never should've took this side. I went with my childhood instinct. I took the side away from the door in case the boogieman comes in. If the boogieman gets you I'm in my spaceship by then. Debra: What if he comes in through the window? Ray: I gotta go to the bathroom.